There is but one good holiday on February 14, and it’s a day set aside to honor the noble, hairy yak. Merry Yak Appreciation Day, Oppo!
May your yaks be happy all year long, and not just on Yak Appreciation Day. Please let them roam free where there is ample grass to eat and space to fart. That’s the real spirit of Yak Appreciation Day, after all.