This is a 3 chapter journey I will take you on this afternoon. Act 1- girls an cars, act 2- bouncy bouncy. Act 3- Wildcard. There will be buffers along the way to keep you from getting too excited. You have been warned

"Hi, I'm Benjamin. I own a pair of giraffe print briefs and drive a Hyundai with a sticker condoning sex with the dead on the back."

-my ice breaker for dating sites/apps. Feel free to use.

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Yes, David After Dentist. This is real life.

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Whatever you planned on asking me, yes. Very much yes.

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this next bit needs musical accompaniment.

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Now for the grand finale.

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That, gentlemen, is what I refer to as "control"

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#tbt

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Well oppo, this looks like my stop. I'll be leaving you for now. Enjoy a double dose of sexy redhead.

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Be cool, oppo.

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