If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

Mid Life Crisis Much?

Every time I see this car it has more things stuck to it. It started with just the stripe in the hood but has gone out of control. You’d guys it’s owned by a clueless 17 year old kid. But you’d be wrong it’s owned by a 60-70 year old man.

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If you can’t read it the sticker on the front bumper says “Never Satisfied” like you’re probably not satisfied because you bought a non turbo Subaru.

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