I have to have an outpatient procedure today. It is not serious, but bound to be very uncomfortable.

Pumpkin is not an empathetic creature. She just wants breakfast. Here are my old Toyotas last night in front of my house. Looking at them calms my nerves.

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Japanese cars rule.

[UPDATE]

I lived. If someone ever asks you if you want 6 lidocaine shots to the groin, say no. Of course the scalpel and cauterizing probably would have been worse.

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At least I have pain meds. AMA - if you dare.