Miss Mercedes, Your Services Are Needed

I believe 5:14ish in is a call for a larger Smart Car burnout, ma’am. Please defend the good name of the Smart Car with the rowdiest burnout possible from your fleet. Thanks in advance.

Seriously, I have a feeling the new electrics with the right systems disabled would be lil’ burnout monsters. This tiny mouse poop jar must not stand!!!

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Stef Schrader

Contributor, Jalopnik. 1984 "Porschelump" 944 race car, 1971 Volkswagen 411 race car, 2010 Mitsubishi Lancer GTS.