“We drew upon Lancer’s rich, rally-inspired heritage, leveraging the best of the car that helped Mitsubishi become famous. Today’s new Lancer shows off fresh sport styling and a list of standard performance and safety features. The result is a road-ready 2017 Lancer that’s sure to exhilarate everyone who knows how special a Lancer can be.”

Nothing about this is special. Or rally-inspired. Or fresh. Or performance. You killed the Evo. It’s gone and so is all of your credibility.