This is undead Mergio speaking to you from beyond the grave, a power only bestowed upon me on All Hallows’ Eve.

I have been beckoned back to the world of the living with great sadness. I see my beloved former company has finally achieved what I could not in life; a merger.


To see the French have a say in Fiat’s future causes me great anguish.

Surveying the automotive landscape, I see titans in German, American and Japanese manufacturing going to war. To say the least, when the Italians and French join in a war involving these other nations, it never works out well for the French or Italians.

Heed this, a Franco-Italian car will bring about the Apocalypse and you will all join me soon in the afterlife.

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