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The secret to happiness:

Step one: Wash out empty jar of mayonnaise.

Step two: Fill empty mayonnaise jar with vanilla pudding.

Step three: Walk around in public eating vanilla pudding out of the mayonnaise jar with a spoon.

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Step four: Revel in strangers’ confusion.

Some good places to do this include Walmart, the mall, Dutch Bros...

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