MotOPPO GP: The Lorenzonic Grand Prix by Jerry Seinfeld

Hello, and welcome to MotOPPO GP, the world’s foremost Kinja-based Grand Prix motorcycle racing fantasy game, and good news: It’s not a failure anymore!

Last week...

PARTY TIME!!! We got enough players to finally make this a good game. Lots of riders went kaput, and in the end, the Marquez, the Lorenzo, and the Iaccoca won the race.

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We’re going to Jorge Country, whose ruler governs with a special glove, wears a cool helmet, and may have just kicked Dovi off his spot at Ducati Corse. But eh, he’s still in Yamaha this year, and if he wins this one he’d just shrug it off. Doesn’t matter, because it’d still be interesting to see just how much more Suzuki can gain, and if Ducati can finally break 3rd and into the top, at least just to appease Emperor-President Jorge.

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The rules can be found below, but for simplicity, consult the quote box after the link.

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Sample Picks 1

Q: Lorenzo

1: Marquez
2: Lorenzo
3: Dovizioso

Wipeout: Bradl and/or Crutchlow

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Sample Picks 2

Q: Yamaha-99

1: Honda-93
2: Pramac-9
3: Suzuki-41

Wipeout: LCR-35 and/or Avintia-8

Meet your riders!

Aprilia Racing Team Gresini:
Alvaro Bautista (Aprilia-19)
Stefan Bradl (Aprilia-6)

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Aspar Racing:
Yonny Hernandez (Aspar-68)
Eugene Laverty (Aspar-50)

Avintia Racing:
Hector Barbera (Avintia-8)
Loris Baz (Avintia-76)

Ducati Team:

Andrea Iannone (Ducati-29)
Andrea Dovizioso (Ducati-4)

Estrella Galicia 0,0 MarcVDS Racing:

Tito Rabat (MarcVDS-53)
Jack Miller (MarcVDS-43)

LCR Honda:

Cal Cruthlow (let’s just call him Cal, OK?)

Monster Yamaha Tech3:

Bradley Smith (Tech3-38)
Pol Espargaro (Tech3-44)

Movistar Yamaha MotoGP:

Valentino Rossi (Yamaha-46)
Jorge Lorenzo (Yamaha-99)

OCTO Pramac Yakhnich:

Danilo Petrucci (Pramac-9)
Scott Redding (Pramac-45)

Repsol Honda Team:

Dani Pedrosa (Honda-26)
Marc Marquez (Honda-93)

Suzuki Ecstar:

Maverick Viñales (Suzuki-25)
Aleix Espargaro (Suzuki-41)

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My picks:

Q: Lorenzo

1. Lorenzo
2. Marquez
3. Rossi

Wipeout: Rabat and/or Pedrosa

You have until just before the first qualifying session to make picks. Any later, and the Spanish Inquisition will be knocking at your door.

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The MotoGP race at Jerez will begin Sunday, 24 April.

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