Bonjour, et laissez-nous jouer MotOPPO GP, le numéro un jeu fantastique pour le MotoGP que vous pouvez jouer ici sur Kinja. Cette introduction est écrit en mauvais, paresseux, généré par ordinateur français, donc nous serons de retour à l’utilisation de l’anglais après la pause.

Gah, my French is bad and I feel bad. Moving on...

Last week:

ROSSI WON, BITCHES!!! The God of Riding* had broken his chains and managed to put Emperor Jorge in his place before his constituents, taking both pole position and the win. Dovi fought hard, until his bike became Italian.

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Next up...

We’re headed to Le Mans’ itty-bitty circuit, the Bugatti Circuit, where sadly the Chiron doesn’t debut.

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The rules can be found below, but for simplicity, consult the quote box after the link.

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Sample Picks 1

Q: Lorenzo

1: Marquez
2: Lorenzo
3: Dovizioso

Wipeout: Bradl and/or Crutchlow

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Sample Picks 2

Q: Yamaha-99

1: Honda-93
2: Pramac-9
3: Suzuki-41

Wipeout: LCR-35 and/or Avintia-8

Meet your riders!

Aprilia Racing Team Gresini:
Alvaro Bautista (Aprilia-19)
Stefan Bradl (Aprilia-6)

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Aspar Racing:
Yonny Hernandez (Aspar-68)
Eugene Laverty (Aspar-50)

Avintia Racing:
Hector Barbera (Avintia-8)
Loris Baz (Avintia-76)

Ducati Team:

Andrea Iannone (Ducati-29)
Andrea Dovizioso (Ducati-4)

Estrella Galicia 0,0 MarcVDS Racing:

Tito Rabat (MarcVDS-53)
Jack Miller (MarcVDS-43)

LCR Honda:

Cal Cruthlow (let’s just call him Cal, OK?)

Monster Yamaha Tech3:

Bradley Smith (Tech3-38)
Pol Espargaro (Tech3-44)

Movistar Yamaha MotoGP:

Valentino Rossi (Yamaha-46)
Jorge Lorenzo (Yamaha-99)

OCTO Pramac Yakhnich:

Danilo Petrucci (Pramac-9)
Scott Redding (Pramac-45)

Repsol Honda Team:

Dani Pedrosa (Honda-26)
Marc Marquez (Honda-93)

Suzuki Ecstar:

Maverick Viñales (Suzuki-25)
Aleix Espargaro (Suzuki-41)

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My picks:

Q: Marquez

1. Rossi
2. Lorenzo
3. Dovizioso

Wipeout: Marquez and/or Iannonne

You have until just before the first qualifying session to make picks, or we’ll call you a weenie!!!

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The MotoGP race at Bugatti Circuit will begin Sunday, 8 May.

MotOPPO GP. Nous ne disons pas que ce jeu est mieux que la Formule Oppo, mais nous sommes en train d’insinuer qu’il.

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*this is disputed by commentators and experts as we speak.