5. Edge of Tomorrow - Awesome modern Triumph cafe bike, the only notable wheeled vehicle present.

4. Run All Night - Liam Neeson hoons an ‘85 Camaro.

3. Nightcrawler - We all love the Challenger. What about that five door Tercel?

2. Chappie - A matte grey diesel VW transporter with a roof rack was eclipsed by the murdered, tasefully lowered, caged STi.

1. Need for Speed - They ran alot of the gamut here. Rare stuff, muscle, exotics, old Germans. It’s all there. Yes, I know alot of them were fake. So are movies.

Now for the worrying part. The movie quality was almost inverse.

5. Need for Speed - It was fun, but the movie made almost exactly zero sense.

4. Chappie - The writing attempts to be profound, but ends up heavy-handed and heroless. And those rappers are supremely annoying. Also docked for abysmal haircuts.

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3. Run All Night - Definitely not Taken 4. It’s cliched and has some pacing issues, but this is Liam Neeson from The Grey in a movie that doesn’t make you want to cut yourself. Great performances by Neeson, Ed Harris, Nick Nolte and Vincent D’Onofrio.

2. Nightcrawler - Jake Gyllenhall was chilling, though not quite up to the hype.

1. Edge of Tomorrow - Wait, you never saw this? It’s one of the best sci-fi movies to come out in a long time. What’s your problem?