So my brother decided that today would be a good day to begin the end of his corolla, mostly because death was imminent. Throughout the day he sideswiped trees, backed into things, and general full bore hooning happened. For the grand finale we rolled it into some trees and eventually missed and had it roll a little too far off the road to move out under its own power.........I just enjoy the fact that I can do these things. The only real problem with this is the tow truck wont make it up our road so they have to take an alternate route which cost more.

I’ve come to terms with the fact that Im a hillbilly.