β€œActually, that car was made in Cana-”

*vvvVVVRRRRMMM* β€œYa think that was made in Canadia?”

β€œWell, the 5.7 Hemi engine was manufactured in Ramos Arizpe, Mexico.

β€œUh...Well, if you find the midpoint of the distance between any given point in Mexico, and any given point in Canadia, 9 times out of 10 you’ll land in Murica.” *scoots away with burnt rubber on the ground*

*yells from afar* β€œWell I’m sure that rubber was made in Murica!”

β€œTry again, made in China!”*

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In other news, I took the Red Rumbler to a local car show today

-I had the flags set up like the pic above

-First question: That thing got a Hemi?”

-I was probably the only show car owner out of about 20 cars, that was <60 years old

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-It got more attention than I expected, in the midst of Chevelles, Fairlanes, and a β€œPretty sure it’s a Lambo dude”-ified Fiero.

-I never think about taking pictures while I was there, but now I’m like αƒš(ΰ² η›Šΰ² αƒš) Y U NO TAKE PICS?

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-The show was cut short when God dumped a giant bucket of water on my town.

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*Really, my previous owner had a powerful V8 muscle car, and he puts subpar Chinese tires on it? (Venezia Crusade HP) That might explain why it nearly hydroplaned twice a few days back during heavy rain.