“Actually, that car was made in Cana-”

*vvvVVVRRRRMMM* “Ya think that was made in Canadia?”

“Well, the 5.7 Hemi engine was manufactured in Ramos Arizpe, Mexico.

“Uh...Well, if you find the midpoint of the distance between any given point in Mexico, and any given point in Canadia, 9 times out of 10 you’ll land in Murica.” *scoots away with burnt rubber on the ground*

*yells from afar* “Well I’m sure that rubber was made in Murica!”

“Try again, made in China!”*

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In other news, I took the Red Rumbler to a local car show today

-I had the flags set up like the pic above

-First question: That thing got a Hemi?”

-I was probably the only show car owner out of about 20 cars, that was <60 years old

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-It got more attention than I expected, in the midst of Chevelles, Fairlanes, and a “Pretty sure it’s a Lambo dude”-ified Fiero.

-I never think about taking pictures while I was there, but now I’m like ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Y U NO TAKE PICS?

-The show was cut short when God dumped a giant bucket of water on my town.

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*Really, my previous owner had a powerful V8 muscle car, and he puts subpar Chinese tires on it? (Venezia Crusade HP) That might explain why it nearly hydroplaned twice a few days back during heavy rain.