Having class with the industrial engineering students at my college is like going through purgatory in Dante’s Divine Comedy. Even in a relatively basic class about manufacturing techniques.

Not to pretend I’m better than them, I know nothing of human resources, or like the other business administration courses they take and focus more on.


Teacher: Do any of you know how wings are attached to the fuselage of airplanes?

I.E.: Riveted?

*teacher sighs*

Other industrials: Ah yes, riveted... of course.

Me: what do you mean rivets?

I.E. : Yeah, like, wings, they’re full of rivets.

Me: Yes, of course. On the fucking surface that is.

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