By now pretty much everyone on here has probably seen RCR’s Mustang Bro Anthem, but did you know some creative souls on Reddit had come up with a much longer version? Just read the lyrics below to the “Battle Hymn of the Republic” and you’ll have yourself a good laugh.

“I have seen the dawning of the glory of The Bro.

He is exiting the car show with his other Bros in-tow;
He is losing all the traction from his terrible 5-0.
He’s heading traffic oooon!
Glory Glory Hallelujah,
Glory Glory Hallelujah,
Glory Glory Hallelujah,
another Mustang crashed!”
-Regular Car Reviews

“Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to drive,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to drive,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to drive,
He aint gunna drift no more!
“Is everyone okay?” cried the auteur filming on,
The driver mumbled “fuck”, as he landed on the lawn,
He jumped the curb, and landed in a pile of his coolant,
He aint gunna drift no more!
EDIT:
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to drive,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to drive,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to drive,
He aint gunna drift no more,
He pushed the clutch, he turned the key, expecting a loud thunk
He heard the starter, he heard the pump, he heard an awful clunk,
The oil from his pan spilled out, and stained the lawn to black,
He aint gunna drift no more,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to drive,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to drive,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to drive,
He aint gunna drift no more,
The drives he’s lived and loved and laughed kept running through his mind,
He’d thought about his wife back home, she’d surely beat him blind,
He’d thought about the reddit boards, they surely wont be kind,
He aint gunna drift no more,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to drive,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to drive,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to drive,
He aint gunna drift no more,
He hopped out , the sound was rough, the smoke was pluming high,
He heard the viewers murmer and shout, “a hell of a way to drive”,
He stood there, the centre of all the camera phones,
He aint gunna drift no more,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to drive,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to drive,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to drive,
He aint gunna drift no more,
He heard the sirens loud and clear, the cops approached the scene,
He tried to run, but they delivered blows into his spleen,
He should have left the TC on, respecting his machine,
He aint gunna drift no more,”
-/u/GhostofSenna