You car warranty has expired. Press 1 to extend your warranty. Normally I would just hang up, but these people have been calling every few hours over the last couple days. Well, today is your day buddy. I’ll play.
Telemarketer: Hi what year is your vehicle?
ME (well your calling me asshole so shouldn’t you know?) Its a 1978 Ford Pinto
Telemarketer: 78' god dammit (click)