My best halloween costume ever.

Hooded robe, rosery, and a $5 gas mask makes a post-apocalyptic preacher. Best part was I spent the entire night at the bar and never said a word to anybody. AND I could stick a straw up the exhale port and sip on a drink. People loved that.

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It’s not so scary in light though because you can see my beautiful and very not scary blue eyes. So next time I feel like putting effort into it I’ll get some black makeup to darken the areas you can see in the lenses and then get some unhuman contacts.

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