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MY BIRTHDAY DECREE - MATRA THURSDAY!

GOOD EVENING DENIZENS OF OPPOSITELOCK! ON THIS, THE ANNIVERSARY OF MY FORCED REMOVAL FROM MY MATRIARCH UNIT (I was a c-section) I ASK THAT WE ALL CELEBRATE BY POSTING MATRAS. ALL THE MATRAS. MORE MATRAS THAN YOU COULD SHAKE A STICK SHIFT OF A MATRA AT.

AND IF YOU WANT PLENTY OF MY OWN MATRA LOVE, YOU SHOULD READ MY ARTICLE ON A CAR YA'LL FORGOT, YO!

Also, udon noodles make a great drunk snack. Highly recommended. 11/10 for a little 75 cent pack of noodles that kick ramen's ass.

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