We haven’t yet locked down what that will be. This just popped up for sale a few miles from us, and not only would he be the biggest baller in the HS parking lot with a LWB V-12 Jaaag, but it’s actually the lowest mileage car for sale in his budget near us. Of course the reason for that is that the car is more or less guaranteed to write itself off with repair costs within the first year, but damn if it isn’t pretty. Also, remember a time when a 6.0 V12 could only produce 318 horsepower? It’s about the smoothness of the thing, I suppose.

Full disclaimer: There’s no way in hell he’s getting this car.