It has become apparent that this piteous jackpot is awaiting the entrance of yon Sir Wobbles’ cuffs into haberdashery. I shan’t be some discivil scourge and keep the populace held within the interim thus further, no doubt! Here presented are mine own definitive autovehicular purchases in which to usher in the era of the Museum of Wobbles’ Wagons, Wheels, and WhatHaveYous.

Jaguar XJ220 (V12 conversion).

Duesenberg Model J (do like the dual-cowl phaeton).

Koenigsegg Agera S (to keep it simple).


Rolls Royce Ghost (in case I need a quick nap).

Ferrari 458 Speciale Aperta (imagine the roof off this one).


Matching Viper ACR and Jeep GC SRT (just a tune, no Hellcat)

Jaguar F-type Project 7 with matching Range Rover SV-Autobiography (to make it up the steep incline to my winter cabin).


Upcoming Volvo V90 T8 Plug-in Hybrid (Polestar, for myself and my second wife’s kids).


Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG Electric Drive (to head uptown and have a quick 3-hour brunch with Muffy and Bartleby).


And of course to avoid disturbing the Giraffes (which are surprisingly affordable at prices between $40,0000 and $80,000 each)!

Everything else I’m thinking of is fairly flexible, especially in regards to your average autobikes, trains, yachts, jets, race cars, and mobile islands. I’ll have to check with all of the missuses to find out what they would find tolerable. Cheerio chaps and Kelloggs to kiddos!