I had a new Ford GT in my driveway and I revved the engine. It sounded like a muffled V8. Huge disappointment. Then I got a new NSX, but it came as a cat and it grew into an NSX, but the cat escaped and was running all over the public roads. I worked for a dealership that had a clapped-out TLX with a flag on it, so I used it to block traffic so that I could safely get the cat back. I put it in water and it became an NSX. Then I won a knock-off GoPro in an Acura sweepstakes and then I woke up.

I'm not on drugs.