At the concentration I’m applying, none of the disease particles in my alimentary canal stand a chance.
Double Manhattan: two thirds J&B blended whiskey, one third Martini & Rossi vermouth. Repeat as necessary.
Also, on the discussion of proper hygiene, my father just shared with me this poem:
In days of old,
When knights were bold,
And bathrooms weren’t invented,
You left your load
By the side of the road,
And went on home contented.
My daughter is calling me for supper. Tonight is baby back ribs.