My favorite JRitS posts of the week, Vol. 14

Reddit’s Just Rolled into the Shop is a veritable cornucopia of the many wonders and oddities of shop lyfe. You never know what’s gonna roll in. Here’s what caught my eye this week.

Eeeew on the left, bluuue on the right.

Be afraid; be very afraid.

Rest in pieces

Weight, what?

Respect mah securitah!

Drivestrapp’d

I tried this on a power steering line once, but on a brake line? Looks like a good way to turn frugality into a fatality.

Breaker breaker...

Um, I have questions.

Any circuit is safe, so long as it’s fused, right?

Now, that is just too cool!

Jimmy, go clean your room.

(That’s almost a 45° angle, so I took the liberty of rotating the pic. You’re welcome.)

- 100% attention to driving

- Scan

- At stop look L, R, L

- When changing lanes look back

- Keep a vacant cushion around you.

- Don’t wear (dark?) glasses. Lower visor. Wet eyes (?)

Helladumb

(Kinja crop tool to the rescue!)

Just hit it with a hammer and see how many flakes (or parts) fall off.

Stuper Seal strikes again!

Putting the “fun” in funnel...

Must be turb-uh-oh week.

Now that is just spectacularly bass-ackwards.

Too cute.

I did not know this existed. I learned something today!

BMWs need maintenance, too? Who knew?

Obligatory brake post

https://www.reddit.com/r/Justrolledintotheshop/comments/6nm0i1/customer_states_brakes_are_squeaking_i_uhh_i/

Obligatory tire post