If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

My favorite JRitS posts of the week, Vol. 77

Reddit’s Just Rolled into the Shop is a veritable cornucopia of the many wonders and oddities of shop lyfe. You never know what’s gonna roll in. Here’s what caught my eye this week.


Photo: arrise
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Spike strip!


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#towtruckbait

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Photo: NotFromCanada03

If it’s the car I think it was, it was vomit.

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Concentrated nope.

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Photo: timothys32

1986 f150... When I pulled it out the “float” was full of fuel and and I gabbed it thinking it was the bobber but no, it was a pill bottle and it has at least been in there long enough for the fuel to make it very soft (at least 5 years). It made my day... It was soft like a stress ball. Those bottles are supposed to hard and brittle

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Photo: madmanbehindthewheel

Valve head broke off and split the piston, that’s a mix of piston, cylinder wall, and forged rod.

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Photo: jnoble87
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Must be a Le Car

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Photo: ahackyferrot
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Oh look pudding

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Photo: Excalibur121
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I woodn’t use that if I was you

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Photo: shootinstraight88

One of our valets is a 4'11 girl...

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Photo: ZoraKnight
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The Wizard of oz. can fix yo right up!

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Photo: calistrat1991

[the jack handles] became cheater bars

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Photo: BigShowSJG
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The pixies are getting angry already.

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[Slight imperfection detected]

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Photo: csrtlk2

The bottom step rusted out and fell apart as soon as we stepped on it. A bit of angle iron, haphazardly welded in to support it, fell off and onto the ground.
The door’s bottom pivot point is on that step. The door no longer closes properly.

...It’s a school bus.

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Photo: kiwitathegreat
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Must’ve been a hot mixtape.

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Photo: FelineSilver
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Fixodent and forget it!

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Photo: buggeater2

[fan bearing]

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Gif: Turnerofwrenches
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Great, now OSHA’s gonna start making us all wear hard hats.

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Photo: cheeseandzakaroni
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I’m sure there’s a way we can TRACK down that problem.

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Photo: killaudio66
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Obligatory brake post

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Photo: alleyrat66
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Obligatory tire post

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