I have a strange love (Strangelove?) of the original F-Zero for the Super Nintendo. You kids with your Forzas and your Mario Karts and your Sonic Drifts and your Diddy King Racings don't know what I'm talking about, do ya? I don't know what draws me to it. It's such a simple and honest game. No pretentions of physics or realism or plot. Just a quick fun little racer. That's what I love about Nintendo games in general. They're honest and don't pretend to be something they're not.

Ahem, usually...

Also, I'm feeling like 100% shit. Coughed up blood and got diagnosed with pneumonia. So maybe I'm just delirious?