If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

My friend just got a 2006 Impala

Quite a departure from his 2003 grand marquis

Like this but red

And of course in GM fashion the bulb reflector for the passenger side headlight fell out when I was polishing the headlights. It also has a stuck heater vent that goes KRKEKRKEKTKERKTKEKRKERKEKREK everytime you turn the heat on.


I don’t understand why my friends all drive normal cars.

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