Talking about if she checked them and if there’s a nail or anything. We get to the fun part of the conversation:

GF: i also poked them and they weren’t soft

Me: you’ll survive. because of that fact, purely

GF: obvi

im gonna quit my job and become a mechanic

Me: i can see it gets dropped off from a flatbed tow truck

hood is crumpled

leaking fluid everywhere

windows shattered

owner still visibly shaken from the crash

you walk over

do a lap around the car

poke the front tire

look up at him

“oh, you’re fine”

GF: “your car is totes broken”

can you fix it

“nah. totes broken”

Me: haha

Some conversations are better than others...I’ll throw this in the better column.

Airless tires ftw!