So my girlfriend and I work in the same office and we take walks during the work day to break up the monotony. Today as we are walking she turns to me and says....

Girlfriend: I would be the best mechanic ever!

Me: How? You don’t even know anything about cars.

Girlfriend: This is how it would go - “Good news customer! Your car... looks like a car... Bad news: I can’t fix it. That will be $75”