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My new tires have friggin' leaves on the sidewall.
Not the actual size I have (I have 195/65R15), but the same damn leaves.
I guess they go with the leaves on the floormats?
Yes, the floormats in my car look like that. They came with the car. (Admittedly, I wanted rubber mats. I... didn’t need a leaf on them.)
Alright, time to go smell my own farts.
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