My Porsche Is Ready

Gif: Oregon

It is time. The Porsche time.

The hole in my sad floor has been patched, and now I must hoon the car.

Also lunchtime.
Screenshot: Southern Living
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Stef Schrader

Contributor, Jalopnik. 1984 "Porschelump" 944 race car, 1971 Volkswagen 411 race car, 2010 Mitsubishi Lancer GTS.