What is the sound of one piston slapping?
What is the sound of one piston slapping?

...over the phone, no less. Can’t say I didn’t deserve it.

Luckily tonight is my last night on solo vacation in Ocean City, Maryland.

So tonight, I’ve re-downloaded tinder, pulled $300 out of my bank account, bought a bus pass, and I’m hitting the town, starting at Fager’s Island on 60th street and hitting any place that has strong drinks and no cover. I gave a pretty bartender I’ve been flirting with down here my number, and she’s off tonight, so although I’m not banking on it, here’s hoping she hits me up.

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Enjoy your thirsty thursday, oppo. I know I will be.

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