What I want preferably:
- ‘94 and earlier (so I can use significantly cheaper AV license plates)
- Manual transmission
- Flat towable (not all vehicles can be flat towed without damaging them, actually most can’t be)
- Not a hopeless rust bucket
Which of these meets all of those criteria?
None. Not a single one of them. There are some strong contenders here anyways, and a few LOLNOPE ones.