So I’m a Saint Patricks day baby, and I think this green unicorn is my spirit animal. Rainbows, four three left leaf clovers, a unicorn poorly wearing a hat; the only thing that is lacking are skulls, because skulls are also my spirit animal. Yep, pretty sure I have two of them.

Also, I find it humorous that I was born on a holiday known for drinking, but I don’t drink alcohol myself.

Edit: I can't do anything right today.