I’ll set the scene for you. You’re a parent, and you’ve just walked into the room to find that your child has eaten a bunch of Halloween candy without permission. They still have some in hand and their face is covered in chocolate.

You ask “did you eat Halloween candy even though you weren’t supposed to?”

Child “no!”

You ask again “are you sure you didn’t eat the Halloween candy?”

Child turns it around on you “it isn’t even Halloween”

You continue “then what is that in your hand?”

“Daddy, who was that lady I saw you with the other day who isn’t Mommy? Does Mommy know her too?”

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