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my wife called again...

my forehead broke my desk in half. But wait OPPOsaurus, is this a repost from this morning. No, this is a whole new clusterfuck

My wife was backing out of a space at our local Target. Shes half way out and see the guy behind her starting to back out so she stops and starts peeping the horn. He doesn’t stop and hits her. He gets out and tells her to pay attention to what the fuck shes doing, and drives off.

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I will be stopping for beers on my way home. no, no beers wont get the job done. i’m gunna need something more powerful.

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