My wife is right about me.

I’m seriously just browsing for the sake of browsing. I’ve got the “itch.” I somehow did an hour’s worth of research on the facelifted SC 430. What!?!? I don’t even like convertibles! Hardtops even less so. Also, that’s even more expensive than any of the 2UZ big bois, and — AND!!! — it certainly doesn’t solve the camping conundrum.

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I’m turning into an old man at the ripe (or perhaps over-ripe) age of 31. This is what happens when I take time off. All my unused stress goes to creating false realities — like me in a freaking convertible.

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