Perhaps, after watching Britt McHenry mercilessly attack a tow-truck company employee, it’ll come to you. It’s the first word that came to mind after watching her tirade....

My favorite quotes include:

“I’m in the news, sweatheart” (damn, sideline reported, that’s some serious news?)

“That’s why I have a degree, and you don’t” (damn, using that sociology degree to tell us what color the Gatorade is. That’s advanced.)

“Why? Because I have a brain? And you dont” (damn, do you have to be smart to date a football player?)

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“Maybe if was missing some teeth they would hire me, huh?” (damn, maybe if you were missing some teeth, you’d be promoted...)

Don’t worry oppositelockers, Britt has issued a half ass apology, so maybe, ESPN won’t kick her to the curb.