What names do you give your cars? I’ll start.

Marinara McTopperbottoms

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Which changed to the NyanSX or Nyacura depending who you talked to

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When I lost that, went to the Thundercougarfalconbird

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And picked up what my wife calls the Bubblebutt and I call the Frump Rump

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Now I’ve got the White Power

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And added some BlueBalls the Molestor

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