Eddie Izzard describes narcissism as the proclivity to look in the mirror and say, “gee, I’d like to have sex with myself!” I think we’ve all encountered a person or two in our lives who can’t pass a mirror without stopping to check themselves out. Oh, sure, they might posture about adjusting their hair, their makeup, their tie...but after the seventeenth time, we all know that they’re really just admiring their reflection.

I am one of those people now...


.... but only when I see a reflection of my car. So sexy! 

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