Ok so its not a steal at almost $60k, but its the cheapest S8 of this generation on Autotrader. And it has a brown interior so if you shit yourself when the cop says the ticket is $350, you can probably blend the stain in.
It also has $54k miles in almost exactly 3 years and the dealership drove it for the first $5k miles according to the Carfax (?), but its a CPO.
So what say you, Oppositeploppers?