<<—gets offered free Audi Ur-S4 (not this one, but green, mostly), and a cheap Ur-S6.

The last thing I need is more oldish German cars ruining my life, but damnit, that 5-cylinder turbo life keeps calling. Aargh. I love these cars. So now there’s the world’s nicest 5000 turbo for 3k, the nice 137k mile Ur-S6 for 3k, and/or the free Ur-S4 that’s ugly and needs work, all fallen in my lap at a time when I really can’t do any of it. This cannot go on. I can‘t make that decision! I want them alllll.