I gave up on having one shipped by Amazon after the first one was shipped to Indiana because UPS is illiterate and the second one showed up broken. So we went to Micro Center instead and picked up a Lenovo tower for around $350. I know next to nothing about computers, but this one is a major step up from my old one in performance. It has 8G RAM, a 1T hard drive (that I will never come close to filling), a 3.2 GHz AMD Radeon R7 quad-core processor, and it’s great so far. The only thing is my current speakers are crap so we’ll be going back to Micro Center later on to get new ones.

I pulled all my files off of the old external hard drive and boy, do I have some random pictures for some extremely amateur shitposting: 

As an old pre-Kinja Oppo member said when someone asked why he isn’t wearing a shirt, “because fuck you, that’s why”
You have to admit, that’s a lot of dong there.

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“The second we got in the car, I knew it would be one crazy summer!”
TRULY AWESOME PHOTOSHOP SKILLS.

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“Hello, State Farm? Yeah, my Taurus was just hit by an airplane. No, it’s driveable. Hello? Hello?”
“Why’s that guy still on the grou- OH GOD NO”

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Yes. Paint the Lexus logo gold. That’s what needs to be fixed here.