Be the hero who lives in a houseboat with a view of the Seattle skyline and drives a beater 5th gen Esprit.

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Oh yeah, in case you’re unclear on what “views of seattle” means, this is the marina where Mr. Bond’s car (yes I know, the movie car was a 1st gen, shut your killjoy piehole) was parked...

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*sigh*

Bonus dotswtf of the day: