“This isn’t adult daycare, and I’m not your nurse.” Can apply to both people leaving disgusting trash lying around AND people peeing all over the bathroom.

I’m going to have to put up “No Parking” signs on the bay door as I came into work this morning with an asshole parked there so it was hard to park my car inside.

Another sign I’ll have to put on the cone in front of my car: “No parking. Use designated parking spots and please come to the front desk.”

Any other ideas guys?