Sorry, I don’t have a picture to illustrate this but I am going to share what just happened. My wife and I just got out of the store buying presents. When we get to our car its covered in bird crap. The car was previously freshly washed. Upon closer inspection someone had also dumped a ton of bread crumbs on the car to attract the birds. Is this a new thing? What level of depravity and pettiness do you have to have to do that?