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Nice Things: Why We Can't Have Them

Hi folks -

[Unrelated Rant]

Right. So I’m taking the train in to work the next couple of weeks. Waiting at the Mt View station, I see this bike just siting there.


For the uninitiated, that’s a Google bike; one of many that they bought so that their employees can get around campus, easily. Someone just left it there. Now, this won’t break Google, but this is just shitty. I cannot imagine the level of spoiled self importance that led to this. Never in my life would I consider taking something my employer bought for my convenience, and just leaving it to be stolen. Some of these folks make Veruca Salt look like Mother Theresa, in comparison.

In conclusion, get offa my lawn and turn down that music! It’s too loud and I can’t understand the words!


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