I had two carne asada burritos last night for dinner and while they were delicious, I regretted it this afternoon as I bled anal chocolate milk for an hour.

Then I had a microwaved roast beef sandwich that I bought from QuikTrip and I regretted that this evening as I rectally discarded what felt like cottage cheese and pineapple chunks in a Hershey reduction sauce for another hour.

I just finished off my wife’s McFlurry, and no doubt in an hour I will be saying things like BOY ARE MY CHEEKS TIRED.

Night Oppo, rest well, and be sure to keep hydrated. Here is a picture of delicious deep fried Oreos.