I know a lot has already been said here on Jalopnik ragging on the Nissan Murano CrossCabriolet (you can see that here, here and here).

And yet, it never gets old!

Here is a video I took of the actual Nissan CrossCab display at the actual Nissan truck stand at the actual New York International Auto Show.

And yes, that is the actual music they were playing through the car's speakers.

It is the Nissan Murano CrossCab, in auditory form. It's like pure distilled Boca Raton.

I wanna do nothing but play shuffleboard and bridge.

All. Goddamn. Day.