What is the sound of one piston slapping?
What is the sound of one piston slapping?

So I was doing my usual morning routine of walking the lot and checking out all of yesterday’s fresh trade-ins when I saw this Charger.

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Sweet! A Super Bee!

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Then as I walked around the car things didn’t quite add up. The Super Bee was a rather basic package with all the high-performance bits (6.4 liter Hemi engine, upgraded suspension, etc) but none of the luxury stuff, and this one had heated leather seats, GPS, and heated and cooled cup holders. Also the Super Bee design in the seats wasn’t there.

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Left: A genuine Super Bee interior. Right: This car’s interior.

Yep, something’s fishy.

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So then I popped the hood.

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LIES!

No one likes a poser.

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