I was driving so no picture and I didn’t realize how stuck the lady was until I passed and looked in my mirror anyway. But I saw a lady high center a Porsche Panamera on a median like in my above drawing after deciding to take a fast, after the fact turn. The passenger side wheels were either not touching or barely touching at all. I imagine she messed up her bumper pretty bad just to begin with since the median is so high.

People like that are why people buy S/CUVs. They need the ground clearance not for weather or off road but because they need to drive over curbs and medians and not get stuck.